Math teacher Roger Alderman announced plans Monday to reduce the 3-minute quiz to 2.5-minute quiz following schedule changes next year. With the news of the impending schedule change, math teacher Roger Alderman has announced that he will be amending the infamous 3 minute quiz policy to account for the shorter periods of the 21 class... Continue Reading →
Senioritis Episode 11: Podcasting in sign language
The Senioritis gang discusses evolution, Hellen Keller, the zoo, the best ice cream toppings and Stalin's entire life story. In the spirit of inclusiveness, it's all in American Sign Language.
Investigation fails to link junior Dan Flach to collusion with Russia
After an extensive investigation that spanned several months, WHS administrators have finally completed their investigation of Russian Collusion with junior Dan Flach. Flach stood accused of colluding with Russian hackers to plagiarize a book report on “All Quiet on the Western Front.” While the full report on the investigation has not been made available to... Continue Reading →
Wabaunsee to cut all sports to fund building repairs
Wabaunsee has been struggling for many years with many different maintenance problems around the school. Some include holes in ceiling, broken boilers and a broken awning. As a solution, USD 329 decided to cut all sports from the school district to fund required maintenance. Board members argued that the educational growth of the students was... Continue Reading →
Wabaunsee to change Charger mascot to Watusi
The USD 329 board is bored of Charlie the Charger. A group of concerned community members addressed the board last week, arguing that the Charger logo was little more than a blue mustang. They also expressed concern that the Charger, typically a war horse, was too violent a mascot for the peaceful Wabaunsee community. The... Continue Reading →
WHS prom to provide drama counselors
Due to excessive conflict between students in previous years, drama counselors will be on standby at the Wabaunsee High School prom next weekend. Between strenuously searching for the perfect dress, competing to snag a date and worrying about whether your crush will dance with someone else, prom season is a time of constant anxiety and... Continue Reading →
Chicken Pattys to be served every day at WHS
Students have voiced concerns about lunches since August, and the school is finally taking action to improve the dining options at WHS. Starting April 1, a chicken patty or spicy chicken patty will be served every day for lunch. “Chicken patties are chosen every week which shows the student’s interest,” school delicioness consultant Chef Boyardee... Continue Reading →
